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"A story is made up of words and characters. Are the words well chosen and do the characters live? All the rest is literary gossip."

My six decade love affair with the English language compels me to offer a list of authors whose work meets my critical standards. The single criterion operant is the quality of the prose as composed by the writers. I have made no discrimination whatsoever as to subject matter, theme, or plot.

Therefore be warned!

A great many of the works here listed may involve themes or subjects repugnant to some readers. I can only advise that if a particular story cannot be stomached, go on to the next; you will find at least a few to be to your taste.

Thursday, September 06, 2007

They're called....

HOMOPHONES
Since the English language is a less
than logical construct, these
errors can invariably be found in
the works of authors who
rely on 'ear-spelling'...
to the detriment of their
compositions and the
irate consternation of this
poor Kappa.
(now that you mention it..
I think that devilish "Spell-Check"
is the one to blame...)
Writers really should keep a
Dictionary* handy.
*"Dictionary" (n) def: a book that lists
the words of a language in alphabetical
order and gives their meaning.."

^^^^^^
homophone: a word of the same
sound as another but of different
spelling and meaning.
Herewith a compilation to date:
prey-pray
throws-throes(even the great "D" erred on this one--she
had somebody writhing in the 'throws' of an emotion..tsk!)
peel-peal(ahem:'peal' is what bells do when they ring;
'peel' is not only the rind of fruit, it is the better verb choice
when a vehicle accelerates very rapidly,i.e. "peeling out")
(may refer to the removal of the tire's outer layer by the
friction of its spinning in place against the road surface)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
reed-read
won-one
red-read
pried-pride
rough-ruff
will-well
bale*-bail
gate-gait
peek-peak-pique
they're-there-their
but-butt
wale-wail-whale
coarse-course
key-quay
tale-tail
sale-sail
hale-hail
pale-pail
male-mail
rale-rail
vale-veil
vile-vial
wine-whine
while-wile
bough-bow
knew-new
know-no
vain-vane
rain-reign-rein
close-clothes
weight-wait
bear-bare
nun-none
whey-way-weigh
thrown-throne
chews-choose
pore-pour-poor
mourning-morning
break-brake
here-hear
weak-week
cokes-coax
forth-fourth
do-due
born-bourn
8-10:once again I'm cursing that idiot "spell check"
one of the best(favorite)writers accepted "taught"
when really intending to tighten a cord..as in... taut
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& the almost unforgivable...
lair-layer(!!)
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dagnabit! 9-9-07:
I just saw it written (on FF)
as... Liar(truly unforgivable!)
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btw:here's the mnemonic:
one 'aitch' & one word...
NORTHAMPTON
got it?..'nuf said.
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*collective noun for turtles...
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somebody else had the same idea..
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4129686/1/Donatellos_Tutorial_on_Spelling_and_Grammar
strongly recommend this fine
exposition!!!and since the creator
of this work has a few other things worthy
of your consideration--
I'm listing the author here:
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panda1418(o)[8-07]pd
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1348941/panda1418
Old Wounds(11-07)
Things We Learned From TMNT(11-07)
(don't miss this!! hilarious!& take
particular note of nr.20!
op.cit.'Donatello',(Micro-Series)
cprt:1986; pp.2, 31
Those Nights(12-07)
Donatello's Tutorial...(3-08)
{see 'link' above}
Shellshocked(3-08)
April's Rain(9-08)
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